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Cake day: April 26th, 2025

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  • Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!

    We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn’t make you gay is the truth.

    If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.

    Once you try our Butt Nutts you’ll be so full of new confidence, you’ll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like “Talk to my nuts” or something to that effect.

    Even if it did make you gay there’s nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.



  • I honestly don’t know what the fuck I was exactly I was going for with this. The words/image of butt nutts popped into my mind and I ran with it. I guess I was targeting the truck nutz crowd which probably has major overlap with MAGA. However, I deeply resident the idea I accidentally created MAGA themed sex toys. Fuck MAGA, but not like that. Never like that.

    That being said I am so tempted to cash in on the MAGA craze/grift with selling cheap dumb shit, even better if the products are shotty. But damn I’m too lazy/I have a touch too many morals




  • Great question krooklochurm! Let me ask you do you feel tired when you wake up? Do you feel hungry when you haven’t eaten? Do you have wants or dreams that haven’t been achieved? Do you experience anxiety, depression, headaches, weather related events, or gravity?

    Well if you answered yes to any of those questions Butt Nutts may be right for you! Butt Nutts have been scientifically proven to be a product. We believe in the power of confidence. The confidence we get from proudly wearing our Butt Nutts makes us feel like we can do ANYTHING!!! Unless you already have too much confidence, order Butt Nutts today and fill yourself with confidence!!!