Yay! It’s the year of the Linux desktop!

I’m also not a girl and I also didn’t think about this.

I’m pretty sure the Russian army can provide plenty of empirical evidence to settle this question once and for all.

Why, sausage, of course.

Me too, baby, me too.

On a Z80?

Simple: send them to the gulag. They’re contaminated with non-orthodox ideas now. Just like Stalin did.

Except you only think you’re the one holding the leash.

It puts the spice on its skin or it gets the worm again!

Ich will aber nicht!

Sitz! Böser Wuffi!

Hey! Nehmt Euch gefälligst ein Zimmer!

Gar nicht!

Du Backpfeifengesicht!

Sounds great. How much are the tickets?

Just your typical christian propaganda.

People have been saying that basically from day one yet the Russians keep coming. Obviously this isn’t sustainable long term but nobody knows how long they can keep going.

I hope that someone finds my…

I hope that someone finds my…

Ketchup in a bottle.

I got salmonella poisoning from looking at this.

Just make sure to always be white.