You wouldn’t download an operating system, would you?

Only one will lay eggs inside you.

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

Out out, brief candle!

The psychosis isn’t trying to convince anyone.

Nothing a bit of creative DIYing couldn’t fix.

If she was trying to protect her reputation, that’s a bit late. Nothing left to protect.

People use it for the same reason they use Truth Social.

Mint. Takes half an hour to install and set up. Doesn’t get in the way after that.

Sounds very scientific. Where do I apply to be a test subject?

I’m definitely guilty of the heinous crime of sarcasm.

Little late to the party, aren’t we?

It’s the American way! He has a Mexican sounding name after all!

If you don’t compile everything from source, you may as well get a Chromebook!

Mahlzeit!

Hernando has Schürrle caipirinhas. He drinks Kroos of them. How many caipirinhas does Hernando have?

Hey, what else was i supposed to do with all those babies and cats?

I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

Pasty McBeergut