Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

He was not lost, despite best attempts

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

Why

Nice

I like how him lying in bed is just him opening the door but flipped lol

Hump day!

I take the stairs because the elevator isn’t built yet

(I’m an electrician)

“Shot an unpopular politician”

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

(Yes ik Trump)

John Cartwheel would like a word with both of them

Randy Feltface is always appreciated

I’m the top left :)

I will admit the reason my last two years were such a stark contrast to my previous years was because I went from honors down to basic because I went to a vocational high school, Diamond Oaks, and they only had the base classes

But still I never want to have another history class on WW2 again, I don’t mind learning the era but I’ve relearned the same thing over and over again

In my experience as an American, I’ve learned the same thing in multiple years, we kind of just chose a point to stop at and did that for our entire god damn school year, never moving on. We could have talked about so much interesting history, but no, we need to talk about WW2 and completely gloss over most other things for the 12th year in a row

For christs sakes I was learning FRACTIONS AND DECIMALS IN MY SENIOR YEAR

We do that a lot it seems, like the South who call everything and it’s mother coke

I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

Oh boy here I go killing again

For the cat obviously

I mean he paid for Twitter and… well…

Well for starters it’s not a prism but we all call it a prism anyways