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Couldn’t figure the last word.

That’s insane to me. I’m almost 40. But I don’t feel forty. I’m not 40 in my head.

Does anyone know where the MP3 Player effect comes from?

Because I have Boom Boom Boom by the Vengaboys playing in my head right now. Never misses a beat. Never drops a bar. It’s like I’m listening to it.

If I sleep like this I stop breathing.

No Healthcare. Can’t afford it. So I sleep sitting up. Been doing so for more than a decade now. I sleep poorly. But I sleep.

That’s cool as hell.

Giving up arms is a non-starter.

Walk away.

That’s how I do it. I keep my ass in the slow lane.

I don’t get in a hurry for anyone. I drive like an old bitch. Don’t like it? Go around. Roads open on both ends.

I ain’t got ticket money. I ain’t got broke shit money either.

Ah yes. The Israeli response.

SOMEONE CALL KIM

HE PROMISED

According to Deutsche Bank the AI bubble is a the pillar of our economy now.

So when it pops. I guess that’s kinda apocalyptic.

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I only know them for tools.

Elon soon - “I did not have sexual relations with those children”

Incel philosophers and teenage ancaps.

Basically the Dunning Kruger effect in subreddit form.

That sounds like a cognitohazard.

I’m calling The Foundation just to be safe.

He also wears sunglasses in the movie.

“can we just not?”

I feel this deep in my soul. Every day. Multiple times a day.

And there it is.

Precisely as WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.

No shit