As you should. 😌

Otherwise, you’d get 4 hours of non-stop ‘The Gonk’ by Herbert Chappell when you’re at my place.

Apologies accepted. 😎👍

In your defense, it’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s authentic. I predict, that in a few years time, we can’t even be sure whether the poop smear on our toilet paper is real. 😕

No, this is the guy who spends his free time drawing comics by hand, mostly for his own enjoyment and hopefully for likeminded people to enjoy as well. That guy is me. ✍️🥸

But then you had your first burrito supreme with salsa verde and he committed seppuku. 😄

Let’s just say I don’t draw well.
Square heads are a deliberate style choice: men have rectangular heads and women have oval heads.
He’s not really jerking it. He’s unzipping his pants (I don’t care if it’s spandex, he’s unzipping it). 😎

Hope it helps. Peace. ✌️

1. I don’t draw well, nor do I have a desire to become better.😎
2. Spider-Man is insanely flexible and quite often has his legs where most people can’t put them (and I can’t get a handle on his anatomy). 😵‍💫

Indeed, I am. 🤗

In the old Superman series from the 50s, people on the streets looked up to the sky, bewildered. IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE!

This always drove me nuts. Why were people so surprised to see a bird? Or a plane?

Now, having a 14 ton Spider-Karen suspended in a web, spun between two skyscrapers, about to get mounted by a young guy in spandex… THAT’S a frickin’ good reason to be pointing to the skies in terror. 😎

“THERE! UP IN THE SKY!”
“It’s… it’s… DISGUSTING!”

“Have you tried galloping?“

Indeed. He’s completely desensitized to micro. 😉

I love the chapter “Black text requires cyan”. 😙

Well, aren’t you glad you finally made an account? 😉

I feel that there are multiple crossovers happening for some reason. 😉

The answer is yes. 😏

Hey, now we’re talking. ✊😋

I know. My comics are the result of therapy. 😌

That is some severely forced perspective. 😯

Maybe the clit is the friends we meet along the way. 😉

You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢