Probably none of that, since a ring is made for a finger. It probably magically detects if it has made contact with one. Now, if the question was what if it was put on a severed finger, then that is something to think about

That’s so you, so U’Nique

Even when there’s an alien invasion, people would still be slaves to their jobs 😔

I was pretty hyped in the beginning when they revealed the couple of first trailers. A story of the suicide squad taking down an (evil/mind-controlled?) Justice League was interesting and plus it was Rocksteady. Then the details of it being a live service game came out and it just killed all of the hype and hope from me

Hell, I’m not even a girl, and I want that

I will not stand for any more Frodo slander. People seem to forget that Frodo carried the Ring like 90% of the entire journey while it slowly draining his life away. Most people either succumb or nearly succumb to the Ring’s corruption in a short span of time. And Sam was no exception. Don’t get me wrong I love Sam but saying he carried Frodo through the whole thing is like saying the one dude who was in charge of presenting the school project did all of the work.

If I’m not being waited on, don’t look at me to provide you the rest of your wage. Look to your employer.

The first one is a classic, albeit a product of its time. I wouldn’t bother with the sequel though

My grandma to my parents when I told her I haven't eaten all day

Putting the harnesses on all of them was already an accomplishment

I find it funny that besides intellect, us humans possess the greatest power, which is petting. Petting allows us to be friends with most animals that would otherwise kill us

Would you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?

Yup, while they don't collect pollen, they do visit flowers to find nectar for themselves. They inadvertently transfer pollen from plant to plant.

Silly boomers, your views of how the world works is just as outdated as the iOS versions of your phones which you barely know how to operate.

Tbf, hands are hard to draw.

I used to be indifferent with cilantro but now I love cilantro because of Mexican cuisine. I feel for those who have the soap genes though.