Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.

Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.

“Everyone loves hiking”

Lie detected

Here comes Belle, singing her daily song of how much we all suck.

Lmao “I’m gonna have to start locking my desk”

This is insane. I love it.

The whole “season” system for games has always annoyed me.

Least rapey pope moment

Oh dope. Maybe I will have to revisit it.

Oh seriously? Thank god because that equipment system they had was horrible.

If you do white face, but you’re doing it to impersonate a black man, is that racist?

Volunteering locally and not watching the news has helped me immensely with my ennui and depressive nihilism.

My wife loves that guy.

I’m certain at least some of his videos are staged though.

Still great entertainment.

That’s fucked, I never thought of that.

Yeah but human nature so unelected rich people should control everything and slowly enslave me more and more. This is the best possible system because of my vague abstract idea of human nature.

I’m the sage and the nihilist at the same time

Unless you actually want it scrubbed.

I’m reminded every year on my Facebook memories of this fact when I posted the Donald Trump Oprah interview where he said he’d run as a Republican because they’re the dumbest voters and we had a long conversation about it in my feed, and the video is removed. And every instance of it is gone. And snopes has a fake fact check on it, claiming it was from a magazine and was false. And people have discussions about it being a Mandela effect thing.

Except we quote it in our conversations on my old Facebook post.

The internet is not a bastion of unfettered memory that cannot be manipulated. That whole thing shattered that illusion for me.

Nope, just of sexual abuse. Which is, like…. Come on New York what’s the fucking difference here? Especially when you hear the story of what happened. I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.

This is seriously what watching his show is like. Rambling about dragons and princesses n shit and just going absolutely nowhere with it. It’s a simple enough concept that I understand the point that he’s trying to make, but he never really actually gets there and does it in a way I can only describe as stupid.

Also USB cords