Because it’s talking about quality of sleep rather than time it takes to get to sleep

Have you remembered to turn off your poison sockets?

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.

That’s not really how slang works

The one I learned was Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat - the assassination of the Hottentot head of state’s aunt

I can’t believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time

I can’t belive they didn’t include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.

Well the actor/ess thing refers to the actual genders of the people involved, not some randomly assigned gender to an inanimate object. The ship thing fair enough, but we don’t have different articles just for ships.

I think it was more a joke on ‘if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t’

I can’t tell if this comment is bait

Sorry you’ve experienced that but I’ve had pretty consistent next-day or 2-day shipping whenever I’ve ordered anything with prime.