He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

This may have changed since they seem to alter how these things work from time to time, but I’ve found that if you just keep getting one captcha after another, and you know you’re not making errors, try solving them slowly.

Do you want basilisks? Because this is how you get basilisks.

I do often say the Missouri side of KC is the fun side.

Go for it! You can always do a Windows VM for the rare times you may need it - if at all.

Put your head in the database butthole and receive the lethal dose of the diarrhea of knowledge!

I’ve got symmetrical gigabit in my apartment, with the option to upgrade to 5 or 8. I’d have to upgrade my equipment to use those speeds, but it’s nice to know I have the option.

Not missing much. It’s full of WASP-y pearl-clutchers.

Redirected to banggood.com. With a URL like that you’d expect porn, but it looks to be an Amazon ripoff.

ETA: subsequent clicks took me to dhgate.com, another shady shopping site. They probably run multiple sites and the link sends you to some sort of roulette thing that spits you out on one of them.

My hypothesis on this is they just don’t want to facilitate moving money out of their bank to another one. Moving money between accounts held by the same bank is usually much easier. The major US banks are for-profit businesses, after all.

Alternative hypothesis - US banks aren’t implementing new features because they’re mostly all still running on ancient IBM mainframes.

My main concern every time these health-sensing toilets come up (it’s a topic on everyone’s mind, ya know?) is how long until they start associating waste with the people it comes from, and then forwarding that info on to entities like insurance companies? I’d be too paranoid to use these in public bathrooms, and if I had one at home I’d be doing the usual IoT best practices - keep it on it’s own network with no internet access.

I’d imagine by wires that just aren’t visible. Even auto flushing toilets need power for the sensors, not that unusual.

I mean if you want to be blasé about the fact not everyone has the same technical skills as you, sure…