Holy shit I had no idea… That’s even worse.

Don’t call it a come back, beans been here for years!

I’d expect this from Ubuntu but I was hoping for better from Debian… You know… Being as their whole shtick is stability.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Why do a lot of these have the same word ending the first line and start in the second? Are you double tapping that word? Are you afraid that I’ll forget where I was in the sentence if I drift a few millimeters away from the end of the previous line?

SHIT You’re right!

but on the other hand…

No, Original from the PS1. I’m playing an archipelago right now (which is a blast if you’ve never done one before). The archipelago only supports the OG FFT, not even the WotL version. So I actually have Ramza, Agrias, Mustadio, Orlandu, and Cloud in my party.

Normally for power leveling I would just isolate an enemy in a fight, make sure everyone has the xp boost skill and the squire job skills equipped, then just use accumulate.

But this time, since I had special characters in my party, only Ramza could have his squire skills. Everyone else couldn’t get Squire and their Squire replacement didn’t have a 100% hit skill that could be used indefinitely like accumulate so I had to improvise.

I gave everyone thief with steal gil. I then surrounded an archer so we were inside their range and therefore they couldn’t attack. Then just stole gil constantly while Ramza used his squire job to level himself up. Min/Maxed this setup by having Orlandu have the Knight job skills and lowered the enemy speed as low as it would go. Then I had Ramza alternate between Yell to increase the speed of a party member and Scream to increase his own speed along with some other stats. I was getting through about 7 or 8 full rotations of my characters for every 1 action the enemy could take, which was nothing because, again, I was inside his bow range.

I was laughing because, in universe, you have this one dude who can’t attack being bullied by four people CONSTANTLY stealing gil from him after breaking his knees while the fifth guy is just in the background yelling words of encouragement to the other four and occasionally psyching himself up with, what I have to imagine is a Shonen-esque hype yell. Oh man I love it.

Ramza from FFT power leveled to 99 with the Summoner job maxed. I just finished the power leveling last night.

Yup. I’m good with that.

…leg disabled.

clapclapclapclap

This fucker again.

He threw the controller at the wall and broke it. He doesn’t know how to shut the console down. He can never remember which of the nondescript buttons on the front effect the disc vs shutdown the system. He is scared of ejecting the disc because it reminds him of the jack in the box toy he used to play with. So instead of trying to figure that out, he just wrote the console’s name on a piece of paper called blocklist and taped it to the door of the room. Now the console can’t get out. Now he’s safe from the console.

HA!

That’s just the Shaq face meme right? AI just regurgitated that face, twice in the same picture.

Fuck AI

No, that was Clarice Starling. You’re thinking of Clitoris Rosfield from the video game Final Fantasy XVI.

Then why’d you stick it back in the drain oh god it’s in the drain again why’d you put it back?!?!

That one was a few weeks ago.

We will talk about it in the van!