I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

My favorite part of the original was the music. Kyle Gabler killed it. I still have three songs on my playlist.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

Go away, Matt.

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Not brioche either

Okay, boomer

Never sawl the movie, but that line was in the trailer. I’m definitely a nerd anyway.

I literally always have a second item on hand. The second I open something, I immediately add it toy grocery list. This gives me a lot of time to remember.

*hooz

I actually use monsters as a sleep aid.

Someone takes a lot of anal.

As a construction worker, I disagree. Construction sites are so cluttered, so tough to navigate, and there are so many unknown variables. I really think cars driving themselves will happen before construction workers are replaced. And personally I feel we are a long ways away before cars are driving themselves to begin with.

I am awesome.