Did you know you can make homemade black olives by no cleaning out the green olive you dropped in the air fryer and haven’t cleaned out

I prefer this.

That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…

It’s usually on my penis actually.

I didn’t even do a ton today and I’m at 15,000 steps

I did this with stuffing over Thanksgiving

I also think it’s annoying, but making a post about it with the cringy ma’lady sigh is just infinitely worse.

Does it really count as busy if you’re just tweeting all day?

Great movie

You forgot the step where someone else takes dominant control of the space