Tyranny is a woman?! Makes sense 😝

They have fur/feathers covering their shameful skin. They’re just wealthy Disney nepo babies who enjoy shopping for & wearing unnecessary ostentatious decorative items.

His upper trapezius is so jacked, it could almost double as an umbrella shielding him from the rain & sun.

Who do you think is right? Grail? Or the people downvoting Grail’s comment?

We called it the Darth Vader voice.

Hey, show some appreciation for Adam Sandler. His earliest works were beloved by all at the time. Big Daddy & Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer were adorable.

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

The bright orange fuck probably put a curse on everyone else to die before him.

My last boyfriend had a hobby of going to yard sales every weekend, and thrift stores for fun 🤢

The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.

Ok but I don’t think propane tanks are as fragile & explosive as they suppose.

But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.

I wonder if old-timey people could see through all the bullshit ads and came to their own logical conclusions about products. Or if they unwittingly let these ads permeate their consciousness, and let them dictate the purchases they made at the store 😕

We saw him riding his bike one day along the Venice Beach boardwalk all the way to Santa Monica pier, then he rode up ON the Santa Monica pier! Bikes aren’t allowed up there. I wonder if someone told him to stop 🛑

Drive 4 hours and fill a Costco cart with ten tons of merchandise and take a picture and upload it here. Then drive 4 hours back to where you came from. Do it. We’re depending on you.

Mouse head on my pillow. THAT’S love. I didn’t exactly love it. But I’ll never forget that was my kitty’s utmost display of his love & appreciation for me. He put it squarely in THE MIDDLE OF MY PILLOW 😱

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn’t the most suitable adjective for describing someone’s financial status.

But even if it was …

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she’s already wealthy?

That’s why NASA conveniently lost all the video footage of the moon landing event, because they know we would laugh at how fake it looks if we could see it today.