Buglefingers

I got corrective eye surgery cause glasses were an annoyance on everyday life. Can’t see from some peripherals, weight on your nose and ears, annoying when you lay down, cuddle etc. They bump about, and fall off if you’re active (such as parkour and flipping). Also forgetting or relying on them to see was always irritating, they fog up, smudge, etc. Just generally a hassle I did not want to deal with any longer. They also break, are expensive, and potentially need multiple pairs if sensitive to sunlight, have different prescriptions, or need safety glasses.

I’m sure they’re fine for most people but they suuuuuucked in my case.

Honestly more surprised it was a firing squad in 2010

Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.

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If they actually like each other than I think that’s cute AF

I have an ELI5 score of 3

It has resource extracting infrastructure already! Plus free labor! (A rare resource in the cosmos)

That’s hilarious. Actually got a verbal chuckle

This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

I was once I Huston for a bit visiting friends. I, a very white child was staying with my friends’s family who were very dark skinned. Friend’s mother took us to the local library where we got a TON of sideways glances. One person was staring quite intensely to which my friend’s mother looked directly at them them and said “what, you never seen a black family adopt a white boy before?”

To this day I find it just hilarious. She’s the best

More memes from lemmy

LMAO it’s from Lemmy, because I thought it was pretty

I’ve never understood the reading to fall asleep, that shit WIRES me up. It will keep me up and reading till it’s done, 13hrs straight to injest the book. More often than not I lose sleep because of reading when I start/finish a book

Ah, I thought they wouldn’t be able to notice through my pants >.< next time I won’t wear something so tight!

For some reason lots of women think I’m gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I’m self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that’s why they’d think that. Just like you though, I’m quite straight

Can confirm, I’m an idiot and I have a couple machines running various distros.

Foot loose

I have a few in that list too and yeah, online dating is really rough. I’ve had way more success meeting people IRL. Now that I’m a proper adult though, my hobbies don’t really expose me to meeting new people and that’s where it gets extra hard. Still haven’t found a solution to get me out into public to meet people, friends or dating.

Hotel? Trivago

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower