Blackout

Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”

98 million are bots

Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though

34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?

I’ve never understood this trend of having a bedroom boulder. My wife had to have a granite one too 😭

They always look like that.

What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.

Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.

I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.

No eat, only hyperfocus. While I was eating some toast.

I read this list in a completely random order starting in the middle. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Hes ran out of cultures to hate. Has he tried hating Spiderman? Boosted J. Jonah Jameson’s ratings.

And don’t forget Medusa and her enormous rack.

I once got an online rectal exam from a Dr. Pepper and he turned out to be fake. I no longer use doctors on twitter

We were going to spend it on drugs anyway

Something tells me she’s not a real doctor.

The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.

Best day ever, followed by the worst day ever. I had to go into work early that day :(