Not me. Artificial sanctifiers are a cancer risk.

The petunia’s knew to keep trying no matter how often Arthur (or another Dent) struck them down.

Dr Pepper is obviously a middle aged plum in a lab coat.

Next time I’m headed home, I’ll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.

This was in the 90’s and Portland had a group of 6 or 8 skinheads that just like to wander and cause trouble. I was just their randomly chosen target. Security was expecting it and had the guy by the shoulders to throw him out before I even realized I was in a fight.

They’d usually go after the guy we referred to as “Portland’s last Mod” if he was around, but he must have been at another show that night.

My biographer keeps refusing my calls, so Lemmy posts are all I have.

Now lets talk about the time I got sucker punched by a skinhead at the Paris Theater in PDX…

Did Charles take over taking the Chaney family for walks?

Most houses only give out little .22’s for Halloween, but go to the ritzy neighborhoods and you’ll get full sized DEagles and P-90s.

So any one of 4094 people could have spoken up, said “enough is enough” and I wouldn’t have to be here? My family sucks.

Every once in a while I get a popup from POP_OS.

“Hey, got some updates. Great stuff. You wanna… No? That’s cool. You’re busy, I get it.”

Stop preordering memes! Make the meme studios earn your views.

But only ever with those Bic pencils. I never break the pocket clips off any other writing instruments, but for those pencils it compulsively has to go.

Then I feel bad about it until I’d lose the pencil; and then the cycle would begin again.

The Peruvian guerilla method, is it?

We practice selective annihilation of gamers and game studio officials.
For example, to create a vacuum. Then we fill that vacuum.
As popular meme war advances, peace is closer.

That suggests a dam.

Is this like when Jefferson Airplane became Jefferson Starship?

This spinoff of Thomas the Tank Engine wasn’t as good, but Ringo Star was still enjoyable as the coachman.

My roommates reactions when I say I think the house is haunted

I’ll bet that’s the kind of place that has a popcorn cart popping away right next to the bulk nails… how late are they open?

You’ve opened your inbox to a scientific debate that has raged since virology began.