They’ll work perfectly as soon as AI space data center robots go to Mars. I’d say a Robovan will be able to tow a roadster from New York to Hong Kong by… probably July. July or November at the latest.

I’d like a cookie, but I’m pretty tired. Can I do my gatekeeping Half Baked style instead of via diatribe?
Fuck you. Fuck you. That guy’s cool…

Are they remaking Wilfred?

Bad isn’t the stipulation, paycheck-to-paycheck is. And has said that if covid had hit back then he would have been couch surfing within a month.

A friend of mine was in this situation once. He had an LLC that was making good revenue but all of it was being used to grow the business. I don’t know if the laws are still the same, but back then because it was a single owner LLC all the profit counted as income for my friend. On paper he was making loads of money, but in practice he was still eating ramen and renting a small apartment.

I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.

Whipped cream shots for every… for me. Just for me.

Yeah, if you print to a printer what you’re most often doing is saving it as an Adobe PostScript file and sending that to the printer. PDF is similar, just with extra bells and whistles.

If radishes go the full bean here on Lemmy, I’ll expect to see this posted again in 3 days with a silhouette of Saddam Hussein hidden somewhere.

Humanitatians are not that broad in diet, they only eat people who study culture and society (the humanities).

I had a car shaped rewinder when I was a kid.

Nestle’s long history of sacrificing infants for profits continues strong.

As soon and my alarm goes off I think “Ok, 9 1/2 hours”

It’s oddly good. To do it right use unsalted butter and then add season with salt and pepper once the butter is melted.

I haven’t touched a facebook product in almost 15 years and my life has been nothing but better for it.

They’ve said publicly they intend to turn it into a MAGA-first platform. And now people are surprised?

Google did not admit wrongdoing in the settlement of the class-action case

A settlement is an admission no matter what Google says. Headline should read, “Google Admits To Using Its Consumer Hardware To Spy On Users.”

The world ended in 2012 and now we live in the death gasps

My old ring is in a box ready to go to electronics resell/recycling. Maybe it needs a meeting with my friend Sledge before it goes out, so it can’t hurt anyone again.