If thats true, its frickin STORY TIME!

He did what now?

I’d never seen this one before, but there it is

That isn’t Calvin. Somebody modified a picture of Calvin filling a water baloon and created the meme. Calvin’s creator never signed off on it and actually refused to merchandise any of his characters. Peeing calvin is a travesty

Now I want Sausage.

Don’t forget “oil the one eyed gopher”, or “wrangle the trouser snake”.

“Early bird gets the worm”, or some other nonsense.