Does she want Harris in the Oval Office before January?

Why do I get the feeling this is Steven’s commit?

This headline took me 3 reads to parse and English is my first language.

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

Wtf https://madewithfreedomfromporn.dullbananas.com

“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.

Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.

It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!

Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.

The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?

My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.

Yeah, and give money to organizations that work to end the first-past-the-post voting system. Work to do the least harm in the current system, and work to change the system.

2023 isn’t over?

Ok, that’s the downside, what was the decision?

Show me any decision of consequence in life that doesn’t have a downside. There are no perfect choices, just less bad ones. And in the 2024 US election there’s one choice that’s a lot worse than the other.

I don’t know about the new ones, but ReiserFS was a killer back in the day.

It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.

keming is my passion

Calling people lazy for not wanting to do a second job for free after doing their first job?

Diogenes throws a Ruby on Rails model over the fence and shouts “Behold a markup language!”

LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.

Technically they aren’t 24h if they didn’t shut down for one of the 1:00am hours last night. If they stayed open for both 1:00am hours, they’re a 25 hour service line today.