Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

Busy swaddling can’t come.

I’ve taken the chewables before. They don’t sound nearly as bad. They do have a horrible expand in your mouth while you’re chewing them thing going on though.

Diseased marshmallow has come to my mind quite frequently when eating them.

They do work well though.

Why do these work?

I’ll put it here (in this special place I never put anything) so I’ll remember it.

It’s a LIE and I fall for it every time!

Asian beauty makes me think of an ad for makeup. Alternatively, those cool looking mountains from old looking paintings that look like giant ant mounds.

I love Skittles, but recently they’ve made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn’t down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

As a hermit forced to live and work in the modern world, COVID is the high I’ll never get again.

They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

I legit feel this was part of his design philosophy, to get some sweet sweet government money for a new lav. EU said they were going all electric by whenever the fuck. Man saw an opportunity and thanked it.

That was the Russian response and they were right lol

Wrong World War

What is she saying? That much?

I’ll be in my bunk

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

On this context: he has… Uh… Libertarian tendencies.

throws shit

Honestly, they’re both pretty awesome, but Con Air is solid lol