You are just… Everywhere.

Not complaining, I’m just impressed. I feel like I’m in Lemmy home when you’re around.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

This place is worse than Chomashu!

Maybe this in Julian calendar?!

That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!

I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.

I don’t know…

My list goes:

1. Their toilet paper

2. I might criticize Putin

3. I might criticize the government

Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.

I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

1 “Wife’s entree”

3 “Meatballs Order”

I love it!

In my family I raise my hand while the louder ones finish their soliloquis, and then they pass the floor to me, then I start making my point, get interrupted, lose my train of thought, and they contradict themselves and get upset when I point it out.

I was gonna say “trusty?” But in all honesty I’d much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.

There’s also:

Brain: Okay, time to do things!

Body: Ehh… Later, let’s just lay here and have anxiety about not doing the things

I’m low on Vitamin $

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers

Hold my Duolingo owl, I’m gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome

Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I’ve always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense

Because he wasn’t fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

You’re right, but also remember to say it out loud.

Communication is so underrated but I guarantee most people would listen and be willing to accommodate you more if you just bring it up casually, instead of waiting until they discover it for themselves or until you blow up from being frustrated and underappreciated

Yes