LumpyPancakes

Will the Tesla be the next Beetle?

Here’s a home grown one for you. Enjoy your extra month, as is the tradition.

Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”

Not with my decoy Mars bar.

It was ever so?

Until it goes dark, like fibre…

The cloud provider service isn’t running.

At first I thought it was an Elk.

They should be doing this for the voluntary UHF 5/35 duplex emergency repeaters in my opinion.

I’ll have a hunt later. The work laptop is Ubuntu so might not be as flexible. Home is Debian for now.

Now you need a proximity sensor to mute it only when your partner is nearby :)

Mine is still tolerating my "Eddie Izzard covered in bees person on the street reaction sound’ sms notification sound.

Righto :)

I was a DOS ‘programmer’ long before I migrated to Linux - the same way some guy who used to write bat files with environment variables and errorlevel commands might migrate to a shell script.

What I really wanted was to be able to embed ^g into the Linux command line prompt, but so far I haven’t been able to. On DOS I could add ^g (the Bell character) to the prompt so each time a command finished it beeped.

I vaguely recall that typing ‘copy con clock$’ would freeze a computer.

On DOS you could also have fun by replacing prompt $p$g with prompt {whatever text you want instead of c:}

Eventually, Violet crumbles.

Sister of Hyacinth Bucket, has room for a pony…

Ok, so what happened to “War is Stupid?”

Return of the landlines…

Trains only go where they have rails.

Want to give up your mobile phone?

Crunchy dandruff.

It’s safer technically, depending on west county

Personally I wouldn’t feel guilty about it though, you can prove you already paid for the movie.

No they didn’t. You just need to download an app called qbittorrent, click the search tab, type the movie name then double click the one at the top with the highest number of ‘seeders’. Shortly thereafter the movie will be safely on your computer.