Or the g in gigantic.

No, that’s why I weasel worded it with “supposedly”. Like, there are some sites that say it’s true but are you gonna trust a place called memesfeel.com?

Supposedly the U.S. military is the largest buyer of glitter so that makes sense.

Neandertallica.

You’re a good writer, I read that 3 times. Very evocative, well-paced, humorous.

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

1% of analog tv static is due to the cosmic microwave background, remnants of the early formation of the universe and critical evidence of the big bang. The og random bullshit signal.