I probably just need to buy a fair phone at this point.

…is that real or a clever pun you just made up? I really want to know without using Google.

Of course. I would love to see my mom again, and I would love to be that lucky lottery winner. I’d love to get better grades in math, too.

So… Ranch dressing?

It fucking depends on the target weakness bro.

Fullmetal Alchemist

The Vorkosigan Series

Swordheart by Ursula Vernon

“ethical hacker” is not defined as “someone who only hacks in fear of law”. That’s my point. Hackers with ethics do lots of shit. Some of them work within the law, some of them work sideways to the law, but your code of ethics and your legal code aren’t quite the same thing, and you assuming they are is surprising.

Girl Tech?

Bro.

Stares in old lady

Dude, do you want individual hacking to become illegal? Because people who are not hacking daily are prone to forgetting that some hackers don’t actually act maliciously.

Also, yes, some hackers are ethical and do care. Not you, obviously. But some.