



Jokes on you, I’d frickin’ LOVE that.

No no, it’s true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

In this economy that’s the only kind of ass I can afford!


If only there was a name for that kind of money making scheme…

Yeah they wouldn’t have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.


I’ve played around with perchance.org story generator enough to be legitimately impressed with it. I do think you need a human to direct the story and correct issues but it writes better than I do, it just isn’t as good at coming up with ideas and it frequently makes obvious mistakes.

One is by definition the smartest human, the other is the dumbest fuck, therefore encompassing all animals. That’s one dumb fuck. I shall now hand control back to the dumb fuck inside me to continue my usual shit posting.
That’s why you save a couple times BEFORE saving and closing, DUH.

“What is my purpose?” “You deliver food.” “Oh God.” drives off pier

Hey it works and it keeps it clean!
Yeah baby, shuck it. Shuck it good!

Well that just means they’re even older!

Well he’s clearly over the age range, I don’t see an issue.

I prefer the direct experimentation approach. Post some and see what happens.


I always support adding more specificity in filtering and search options.

I imagine OnlyFans has a generous family discount package.
Donate it to charity. And I am definitely a charitable cause.