My sense of humor is also dry. Just not quite that dry.

The German sense of humor is arid.

Yummy. Pasta! :)

According to Google Translate, “You can’t get fucked, so don’t shake your ass”

English also has, “stay in your lane.”

I put Factorio down for a bit. I have almost 4,000 hours in Factorio, and almost 3,000 hours in Dyson Sphere Program. Been playing Derail Valley Simulator, Schedule 1, and Vintage Story recently.

Well she clearly wasn’t preheating her hot tap water.

/s

Fuckin’ LOL. I’m pretty sure one of my grandfathers would have laughed. The other would have been really confused, and both of them served in WWII, and technically the start of The Korean War.

I got it backwards! Kosher is Halal, but Halal isn’t Kosher

I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

Hydrox. They’re still around, and have always been kosher.

Rather Lovecraftian, that.

Also the Train World Sim Series. Those games make my tower complain, and my laptop give up.

Shawn White

That’s just the Holstein variety of cow egg. They come in all colors

What you’re looking for is called Cazu Marzu, and it’s illegal to sell it in most of the only region of the world that actually makes the stuff.

Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.