I’m actually not making a comment about how the characters in the work view themselves at all. The entire premise of the genre is the “Great Man” view of history. That certain people, through ability or ambition, stand above others and define society by their actions. The difference between superheroes and villians isn’t self-image (which is frankly irrelevant) but that villians want to use their “greatness” to change things, while heroes want to maintain them.

Certain people are inherently superior to the common masses, who are powerless before the conflicts between these great men.

woke

Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

You rolled snake…in the kitchen.

Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

“You need to paint the King of Beasts.”

Paints a perpetually confused inbred.

“…I’m going to allow this.”

Greetings, Kronar, Son of Man.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

In this period of history? The union is murdering the Jarls every couple of generations.

Maybe I’m just being prejudiced, but I don’t think I’ll be taking survival advice from an extinct species.

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Oh, I’m going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!

“…but he had rather sharp claws, and a great many teeth, so Alice felt it should be treated with respect.” - Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

More regression to the mean than anything new, really.

pretentiously smugs in Parabola

My other ride’s your Mum/Dad. (Yes, Mum-slash-Dad)

Godzilla (1998) was okay.

Who wants to be the next anime exporter?

Okay, sure. Stalin did strip the Soviet Union of whatever communism was left after Lenin was done with it. And, fair, he was a self-aggrandising psychopath concerned only with his own power.

But he did kill a hell of a lot of Russians, that counts for something, right?

And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?

D-R Vers: …whose members were as the members of asses, and whose emission was as the emission of horses.

Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?

Unless furry porn has lied to me, donkeys have bigger dicks, but horses cum more.

Ez 23:20

Ah, yes. The Donkey Dick verse, definitely one of the better verses.