Your bad translation is unfortunately the best one of every horrible translations in here.

Words are spelled stupidly so being bright makes this harder.

Because of salmonella (&+) birds should be kept out of restaurants, kitchens, etc …

i’m very happy to have asked, that was very nice and refreshing … with many more nice photographs in your article, thanks!

Nice ! Who is this ?

That was just a tiny first step … give it a few thousand years and some cement mixed in with the sand.
Of course we would need many thousand years without big wars… which is not sure, and far from it.

We knew that : on the bottom side of the Earth the sky is down. …why do you suppose we didn’t knew ?

“Another one bites the dust”
… many songs are quite repetitive but some are still good.

French-Québec : “Kossé ça?”
French also : “C’est quoi?”
… or : “Qu’est-ce?”

Word for word of "qu’est-ce-que c’est ?” …
…goes like : "What’s this that this is?
…or : “What’s this which this is?”

“Qu’est-ce?” sounds like the english “Case”.
Since this is just one syllable it might be difficult to hear out of context.
Edit : Delayed 8h because of DDOS attack

We are a wild people ! - - lemmings

This rewriting of Harry Potter : HPMOR asks and solves these questions.

cute !

( these are thumbnails )

is the background from a game ? Looks like “The Sims” but for kids ?

Please, next time, on this photograph, draw red arrows towards the “aglets” 😀

I didn’t know the answer (Aglets) neither in English nor in my first language. I believe you are compiling results (?).

laced shoes on a white surface and beside one shiny metal tube (or bar)

Hugged to death by robots ?

is it Elon or Hell_on …Musk ?

You would need a lot of dry ice to make a dry martini. So yes, we can’t have (drink) a dry martini or dry wine and we do not rest in the restroom usually.