This is something he learned from Elon.

Roadster pre-orders was nothing more than an interest free loan.

Holy fuck. I have to paste shit from reports into Outlook daily and that stupid fucking menu that pops up asking about if I want the formatting to match, that you can’t get rid of, drives me crazy.

And! And! You want a sync button? It’s not just hanging out anymore, you have to find it. Don’t like more clicks? That’s ok, use the F key. But not F5 like is standard on browsers! Enjoy pressing F9.

First world problems but they’re mine!

Give me a single reason why Sora2 why exist.

https://www.mlb.com/brewers/fans/mascots/racing-sausages

He is she now. And CyanogenMod lives on through LineageOS.

How can I qualify for government grants?

Is it me you’re looking for?

I haven’t seen anything of this joke in so long and I still read it in Norm’s voice.

It depends on how they define “built.”

The Moto X was touted as being built in the US, it was assembled in Texas with parts made in Asia.

I’m gonna need a list of creators for this.

Illinois, Michigan, and Minnesota, all of Wisconsin’s neighbors, have access to marijuana in some form or another.

The alcohol lobby in Wisconsin is so strong, they continually shut down attempts to legalize weed.

Another for my collection of unplayed games!

Wisconsin might not have the UP but it does have crippling alcoholism!

He missed a step before and some after:

Do everything humanly possible with the thing, learn exactly how it works, become subject matter expert, then put it somewhere.

Have someone randomly ask about the thing, knowledge dump, excited to show the person the thing, forget where you put it.

Be at home a few weeks later, find the thing, be sad you couldn’t find it earlier, put it in a new pile, for sure you’ll remember where it is this time!

We can’t stand for this!

We need to do the same but better, faster, using rockets created by German scientists!