Tantacrul made an HBomb-length video about Facebook recently. Def worth a watch.

Wait, what happened to Minecraft? You’re just talking about the Bedrock edition, right?

…right?

Isn’t this exactly what Trump said Harris was gonna do and that he was gonna not do?

wait you have a tumblr where you post short stories? 👀 may i see?

tfw you spend an hour writing five paragraphs and come back the next day to 3 upvotes

My bad – looks like I misread the Google summary. A healthy turd is 75% water, and of what’s left, around 25-50% is made up of microbes.

E. Coli reproduces so fast that a population can double in size in half an hour, and human feces is 50% bacteria by weight.

If your gut microbiome got snapped it’d be back so fast you wouldn’t even notice. Bacteria are kinda scary.

You know what? I’m gonna Sonarr and Jellyfin even harder

Lmao even

I should’ve blocked you when I read your username.

Ah, so if they’re sufficiently oppressed they get a free pass to do whatever they want.

If the existence of good cops does not disprove that all cops are bastards, since policing as a concept is a corrupt institution and if they were really good cops, they would quit, how can we not say the same about social workers who align themselves with a terrorist organization?

with the most recent call last, but the actual exception at the top

programmerhumor lemmy continuing the fine r/programmerhumor tradition of memes that are only tangentially related to technology and have dick all to do with programming posted by non programmers who want to hang out with the hackermen

Irrelevant. Either they’re a political party or an armed militia.

Oh right! I keep forgetting that Israel is “the west” and Palestine is not despite being geographically on top of each other. Someday I’m gonna have to figure out where exactly this “west” is so I know not to go there.

Nah, LLMs usually have better grammar than that. My money’s on either intern or truly delusional ordinary Lemming

maybe they’ll take inspiration from their avatar and next learn a programming language that’s actually good

you should learn Rust. the type system is so comprehensive that half the time you can guess what a function does (or at the very least what you’re supposed to pass to it) without a single line of human written documentation.

this should be required reading before anyone is allowed to leave a comment on Lemmy about voting