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Never heard of BBQ/mayo but I’m there.

The embarrassment of getting pummeled to some sort of electric accordion solo really sells it. Is it an accordion? I haven’t listened to it in 20 years

That left-align is just 🤌

Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.

“Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.

GaTHUNK

A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

Really? For me it’s exactly the same as before critroll. “Anyone want to play? Sure I’ll DM. See y’all this weekend!”

I went to their about page and realized I was in over my head.

I lived overseas when I was a kid and my grandma used to tape Saturday morning cartoons and mail them to me

I believe the first time I saw it, it didn’t have the dog, and the setup was racist.

TBH if people aren’t more well adjusted than they were at any point in their past I’d be mildly to greatly disappointed.

My gramps used to think even looking at his cars was asking permission to drive or touch them. “Nein!”

He was gregarious at all other times, but “don’t go in my fucking garage”

The one who was shot? Steve Scalise, the other Louisiana Speaker candidate. He didn't change his stance at all

Honestly it's just not as good as it could be. Even my kids don't really like it that much.

I’m glad you could glean my thoughts out of that abomination of a comment haha. I don’t even know what word I meant to say with that jumbled mess

I’m aware. Judging by OPs history and the fact they’re dbzer0, a piracy and anarchy instance, I doubt it’s uber would want their name associated bvvqqqqq. I was mostly joking anyway.

If db0 let an actual advertiser on our instance I’m sure they’d be nuclear pissed

Haha yeah that was my method. I was just too stubborn and, combined with the heat at the time, courting disaster.

Is that why I couldn’t siphon my gas that I needed for a generator after a hurricane? Not only did I fail at what I thought would be an easy task, I got sick and threw up in my 95⁰ house

No but they would make guesses on where the “juicy databases” might be when new features or improvements would be showcased.

Cue my coworkers, who watched to glean hints at databases they can break into. For forensic purposes.

I mean… You don’t have to believe someone else’s beliefs to be in a relationship with them. It happens all the time. I work with a “witch” and she’s like every other normal religious person. Wears a necklace, has a thing on her door, goes to work…