He looks like he gets paid by the hour

*woosh

I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

I thought that they were managing that stuff on a per-pixel basis, no engine, assets, or other abstractions, just raw-dogging pixel colors.

And before I even played video games at all I was watching somebody play some assassin’s creed game I think and I thought the player had to control every single limb qwop-style.

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

I can tell

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the Dodge ram logo wasn’t just a weird ‘M’ for some reason

I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

But on second reading idk

Coleslawpsicle

I’ve got them both turned off lol

Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

Twist it!

This guy takes more oil than my car

I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

Help girlfrend is poinignant?

What phone is made in the US anyway?

I would rather not fuck this

Wow A+ comment, extremely informative

shit init