- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
This reads like a North Korean headline
What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
This has been known for all of human history it’s around13
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
Precocious puberty and sexual abuse. They never found out the identity of the father.
Well we’d rather forget, thank you very much, but Crump keeps reminding us
All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets
- Golden Scientist Trump
so back to drowning women in rivers because they float like a duck?
By she turned me into a Newt! I got better.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Golden age of ignorant people.
By driving science away to places it can thrive
Miserable fucking sycophants. He’s actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Ha, ha, ha
What, they’re seriously believing Trump and “science” belong on the same page together?!?
By golden age they mean something cheap with gold spray paint.
Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy
Sadly he is an old man who won’t die soon enough.
You mean the Trump that’s responsible for the brain drain in the US because he declared war on science and scientists? The guy that hired conspiracy theorists and fox News anchors for high regime positions and a health minister who’s into roadkill penisses, brain worms and swimming in feces while claiming paracetamol causes autism and vaccinations are bad?
Yeah, I bet he’ll be the inventor of the Idiocracy time machine. Unless that ride requires magnets.
I’m sure he could, but it would be in Europe away from him and his science denying flat earth believing pals.
Wait, this isn’t the Onion?
By dying maybe
In other old news: the sugar industry says “sugar isnt dangerouse and too much sugar doesnt exist” (yes this is actually a statement of the sugar industry)







