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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

Just end it

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Just end it

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    Time for the old Key and Peele attitude adaptation:

    https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2024/fKGStS.mp4

    Hope the link works…

  • sepi@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    Why tomorrow? Why not today?

  • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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    9 days ago

    It would be ironic if Iran actually did have a nuclear warhead and launched it at the US

    • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 days ago

      Directly on the white house but its so bad that their systems dont detect it

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    We’ll all go together when we go

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I don’t think you understand what nuclear war entails.

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      Mass starvation, ecological collapse, and probably dying of cancer due to the radioactive dust that’d probably be spread about. I’d list nuclear winter but summer is starting up where I am so that just sounds damned pleasant.

      • Art3mis@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        Relevant username lmao

      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        I live in Oklahoma we will be vaporized fuck bring it on.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        Not all of us were spared from that, just because there is no nuclear war.

        Bring it on, the situation can only improve!

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          Honestly depending on how the bombs fall and what variety therein it’s entirely possible we could actually see an overall improvement to the environment at the very least. Chernobyl and Pripyat actually work as a decent pseudo nature reserve since while humans don’t like the contamination nature and animals really don’t give a damn.

          • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            nature and animals really don’t give a damn

            As we all know wild animals have a lead lining and are completely immune to radiation and its effects.

            News flash, even if some plants and fungi might be able to thrive, animals get as fucked up by radiation as we do

            • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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              8 days ago

              I was moreso saying that environmental conditions that humans avoid will be happily populated by animals. It’ll still fuck them up but they’d still populate an area that is unacceptable for humans.

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            We can only aspire to the majesty of the tumorous six legged albino deer of Chernobyl, before being cooked by a starving Russian conscript.

        • Tja@programming.dev
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          Username checks out.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      I don’t think YOU understand

  • cecilkorik@piefed.ca
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    9 days ago

    Nuke us from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

  • SomGye@sh.itjust.works
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    yes pls

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    We’ve had one flash yes, but what about second flash?

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