Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Sorry, but I doubt the authenticity of any of this this. Please do not frame op for something he/she/they/it/he/xer didn't do, it might even be against the subreddit rules thanks
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!
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Sorry, but I doubt the authenticity of any of this this. Please do not frame op for something he/she/they/it/he/xer didn't do, it might even be against the subreddit rules thanks
Edit: Why the downdoots?
It's a copy pasta, everyone knows its fake
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