• datsritebussy@lemmy.wtf
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    my cringe compilation

    INT. SMITH FAMILY LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Morty is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his smartphone, while Rick is tinkering with one of his inventions.

    Morty: (excitedly) Hey, Rick, you gotta check this out! There's this new thing called "Cringe Compilations" on the internet. It's like, people doing really awkward stuff and everyone makes fun of them!

    Rick: (glances over) Cringe compilations, Morty? Seriously? The internet's been around for decades, and that's what you're excited about?

    Morty: (nervously) Well, I just thought it's kinda funny, you know, watching people act all weird and stuff.

    Rick: (rolls eyes) Morty, it's called the internet. It's a vast wasteland of cringe and chaos. (pauses) But you know what? Maybe it's time I enlighten you about the wonders of the multiverse.

    Rick pulls out his portal gun and creates a portal.

    INT. MULTIVERSE - INTERGALACTIC INTERNET CAFE - DAY

    Rick and Morty step out of the portal and find themselves in a futuristic internet cafe filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

    Morty: (looking a round) Whoa, Rick, this place is insane!

    Rick: (smirking) Welcome to the Intergalactic Internet Cafe, Morty. Here, you'll find cringe beyond your wildest nightmares.

    They sit down at a terminal, and Rick starts typing away.

    Rick: (typing) You see, Morty, cringe is a universal constant. No matter where you go, there's always gonna be something that makes you cringe.

    On the screen, we see a bizarre video titled "Zogork's Awkward Dance-Off."

    Morty: (watching) Uh, Rick, what's that?

    Rick: (grinning) That's Zogork, the three-headed space alien trying to dance. Now that's what I call cringe!

    Morty: (cringing) Oh, geez, Rick. That's… something else.

    They browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, including a segment where people are trying to speak backwards, a cat that thinks it's a parrot, and a sentient jello mold attempting stand-up comedy.

    Morty: (laughs) This is insane, Rick! I've never seen anything like it.

    Rick: (chuckles) Morty, the multiverse is a treasure trove of cringe. But here's the thing, it's all relative. What's cringe in one dimension might be considered cool in another. It's all a matter of perspective.

    Morty: (still laughing) Yeah, I guess you're right, Rick. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder.

    They both continue to watch cringe videos, sharing a laugh and learning a valuable lesson about embracing the quirks of different realities.

    FADE OUT.

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      I really hope you used AI to generate that text, because god damn what a waste of time otherwise.

      Didn't read regardless

      • datsritebussy@lemmy.wtf
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        Ill rewrite it in your language:

        Int. Smith family livin' room - day

        morty be sittin' on tha couch, engrossed in his muthafuckin' smartphone, while rick be tinkerin' wit' one o' his muthafuckin' inventions.

        morty: (excitedly) hey, rick, yo' gotta check dis out! there’s dis new thang called “cringe compilations” on tha internizzle. It’s like, people doin' really awkward shit n' y'all makes fun o' 'em!

        rick: (glances over) cringe compilations, morty? seriously? tha internet’s been 'round fo' decades, n' that’s What the fuck you’re excited 'bout?

        morty: (nervously) well shiiit, i just thought it’s kinda funny, yo' know, watchin' people act all shit n' shit.

        rick: (rolls eyes) morty, it’s called tha internizzle. It’s a vast wasteland o' cringe n' chaos. (pauses) N' therez Ain't nuthin' but yo' know What the fuck? maybe it’s time i enlighten yo' 'bout da wonders o' da multiverse.

        rick pulls out his muthafuckin' portal glock n' creates a portal.

        int. Multiverse - intergalactic internizzle cafe - day

        rick n' morty step out o' da portal n' find themselves in a futuristic internizzle cafe filled wit' all sorts o' bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

        morty: (lookin' a round) whoa, rick, dis place be insane!

        rick: (smirking) welcome ta tha intergalactic internizzle cafe, morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond yo' goddamn wildest nightmares.

        they sit down at a terminal, n' rick starts typin' away.

        rick: (typing) yo' peep, morty, cringe be a universal constant. No matta Where the fuck yo' git, there’s always gonna be somethang dat makes yo' cringe.

        on tha screen, we peep a bizarre porno titled “zogork’s awkward dance-off.”

        morty: (watching) uh, rick, what’s dat?

        rick: (grinning) that’s zogork, tha three-headed space alien tryin' ta dance. Naw that’s What the fuck i call cringe!

        morty: (cringing) oh, geez, rick. That’s… somethang else.

        they browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, includin' a segment Where the fuck people r' tryin' ta speak backwards, a pussaaaaaay dat thinks it’s a parrot, n' a sentient jello mold attemptin' stand-up comedy.

        morty: (laughs) dis be insane, rick! i’ve neva peep anythin' like dat shit.

        rick: (chuckles) morty, tha multiverse be a treasure trove o' cringe. N' therez Ain't nuthin' but here’s tha thang, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered funky-ass in anotha. It’s all a matta o' perspective.

        morty: (still laughing) yeah biatch, i guess you’re right, rick. Cringe be in da eye o' da beholda.

        they both continue ta watch cringe videos, sharin' a bust n' learnin' a valuable lesson 'bout embracin' tha quirks o' different realities.

        fade out.Q then me.

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          1 year ago

          After seeing this bullshit, I have an offtopic question: can you block accounts on Lemmy? Pretty sure I never want to read any other line of this guy in my life.