• Nik282000@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Is this The Onion? It sounds like The Onion.

    Our sales specialists have found that adding diamond to the GPU can increase profit margins by up to 30%. And with optional ruby studded HDMI cables we expect out customers to be selling their parents into slavery this holiday season!