Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 30 days agoThe dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down151
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageThe dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldVarven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 30 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-230 days agoTwo problems with this: Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World) Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up57·30 days agoThe actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·30 days agoNah those are also made of plastic
minus-squareorca@orcas.enjoying.yachtslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·30 days agoWe all have McMicroplastics in us. I’m lovin’ it!
minus-squarenis@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoSo… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·30 days agoConfirmed, oil is vegan.
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoShhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoHey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
Two problems with this:
Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)
Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Nah those are also made of plastic
We all have McMicroplastics in us.
I’m lovin’ it!
So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
Confirmed, oil is vegan.
Ever heard of zooplankton?
Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
I prefer to chug my oil, crude.
Shhh.