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minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoSeriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!
minus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months ago“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”
minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoHe could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.
minus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-25 months agoThat implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base. Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc… We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…
Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!
“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”
He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.
That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.
Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc…
We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…