florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018
Has it since become real, though?
Do you want it to become real?
Yes
Not particularly, no 🤷
Come fuck my cousin on my blanket and find out!
Not if your level of charm and tact runs in the family 😂
Yeah he’s got a new favorite Dragon Ball blanket now. Horrible reporting
It’s only a matter of time
This has to be made up
It was, but give Florida man a few more years and it won’t be made up anymore.
Having sex on his favourite DBZ blanket!? Outrageous!
It’s unacceptable
It’s UNFAIR!
How could you be on the blanket and not be chaste!
Bites his penis off. There’s got to be a better way.
Who’s the picture of? There’s three people mentioned in the headline.
florida man (who bit)
Dude looks like Batman with that hair
Biteman to the rescue!
More like Ratman
Imagine going to college and writing that story.
What tf am i reading
So… Piccolo fan, eh?
Are there any other states that have that open press law or is it still just Florida?
the DBZ blanket stays on during intercourse
This guy definitely listens to Insane clown posse
