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Gaurd be like: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took arthritis to the knees.
Colonel, I’m dummy-thicc but the crack of my kneecaps keeps alerting the guards!
"Did you hear gunfire?
…Must have been my imagination. "
I had my knees crack for as long as I can remember. I was a fit kid and everything. I’ve always wondering what that was about.