I’ll keep pushing people towards the Four Thieves Vinegar Collective’s Tooth Seal because it feels like the most advanced piece of preventative dental care I’ve seen in years.

Stopped stress eating over the quality of her future care home

Marketers chose the “thwack” slogan after consulting an AI tool for suggestions, Shinsegae Group said. It turned out some managers who approved the campaign never opened the email attachments showing the marketing material.

Yet again, we see that marketers being harmful lying parasites and managers being overpaid slackers.

Technically possible, but the probability that everything on earth except humans won the coinflip would be infinitesimal.

Other way around.

There’s a fucked up comedy sketch in there, somewhere.

Relevant

At least Andrew of the royal family of the UK has been stripped of title. Still wealthy and not in prison last I heard though.

Oh, my god. That woman engulfed a baby like a python and then Thanos saved it.

That’s another part I don’t remember seeing. Why didn’t half the trees ash away in the forest? What about things where there’s no good line between where ‘one’ ends and ‘another’ begins like fungal mycelium? Since all humans are composed of living cells, shouldn’t half of the cells die?

To ask about the law or to send this guy to the pit with the pendulum?

Our poor spines.

How many pink rangers have there been at this point? So many sentai shows in Japan, so many generations of Power Rangers in the US. Probably more I don’t even know about. Have we broken 100 yet?

Why have you made a clay bust of William Murderface?

It’s not just for old people. Anyone old enough to have a beloved piece of media can be targeted through nostalgia. You think Disney was going for ‘old people’ when they made all those direct to VHS sequels? Every stand-alone sequel to any original piece of media is a gimmick to milk your nostalgia, even if the original is only from a year ago.

Nostalgia needs to be returned to its original status as a form of mental illness.

No. If something is to be upwardly fucked, let it be something that makes the landlord’s life better, not parts of your own home. Busting up your own place makes your life worse short term because now your place is crappier, and makes life worse for the next tenant because the landlord isn’t going to just eat the loss. They’ll either take you to court for it or just charge the next person enough to cover it plus a percentage for themselves, increasing their eventual parasitic load.

Why have you stopped taking your meds?

Something about the little head weave and vacant smile lands deeply in the uncanny valley.

Think paintball guns that shoot the absorbent gel balls used to fill vases for cut flowers.