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Right now I have two coffees. A leisure coffee, an espresso for when I need the zoomies, and water.

It’s just is what it is. People get it or they don’t. Someone has to do this work. You don’t see people stim off your blood after they’ve finally succeeded in lacerating you and change over night…but I think maybe after a few years these things get weirdly mundane and… I am fine with it though. It’s fulfilling.

Yes, but like…for money.

Right? I said early on the unmarked ones should be treated as kidnappers bc we are drilled to not let unidentified people take us to a second location. Too much?

Or call the real authorities when they’re sniffing around schools and make a real scene because that’s a fiduciary duty.

Idk I’ve seen people say much worse but these are very sensitive individuals.

I get a base month of Pto but it’s not designated as a sick day. I just use it how I want (usually for emergencies lol). But I can earn like 2 more weeks as well. Which I know isn’t great compared to a first world country but most of my friends don’t get anything.

Checked the comments to make sure I wasn’t having one. Thankfully we’re all in this together.

Lots of women who I know and date say “the bar is in hell.” Fr just be a functional adult with good hygiene and emotional intelligence and you are in the top 1%.

Having allergies prob saved me from experiencing less socially acceptable recreations. I still have a Benadryl from time to time. For my allergies.

Have to teach the child (grown adult should have self control and understanding of portion size) healthy eating habits.

I make one grocery trip a week so I’m not dealing with all that.

Love cherry blossoms. Thankfully we have lots of them and crabapples in New England. Beautiful and makes the early spring tolerable.

I knew some with dead parents, a few in jail, a couple “call the police on sight” and plenty of abandonment… Life really isn’t fucking fair. I know it is a joke but it definitely is a privileged one.

Oh absolutely. My industry is has a big shortage in practitioners.

My current company was kind enough to give a dropdown menu of reasons. I just chose one, no questions were asked.

I can afford an attic??

I’m proud of you.

I always imagined the potions in stories would taste more earthy gross than chemically refined gross but that is why this is the bad place, isn’t it?

My elbows were that way with sticking. Multiple passes are the worst.

Never touched it!

Truthfully the armpit and surrounding areas are my “never again” spot. Ribs tickled, elbow made me sneeze. I hear this varies a lot from person to person.

Meh. I’m more into big juicy brains. Not in a zombie way. Outside appearance is not relevant other than hygiene.