Don’t be so robophobic gramma

Someone has already eaten an egg once so I’m closing this as duplicate

Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

Guess I did. What’s that?

The x-file

The I File

Fear

or

Loathing

high functioning

I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?

My sugardaddy takes issue with that term. But also yes.

Oh I know him. What a weirdo. Fun guy tho. Did he move what’s his new address anyway?

Oh? This is actually great news.

I’m a grownup who got a driving license late, but even after the practice and test I didn’t know the answer to how to signal out of a roundabout. So I looked it up.

In my home state, the law is: never use your left signal at a roundabout (unless switching to a left lane within a roundabout). So I assumed it was universal. Maybe not.

I did not know

hypermiling

means making post-purchase changes to your car to make it more efficient. Why wouldn’t manufacturers sell them in better quality to begin with?

Because the (my) American mind in fact cannot even begin to comprehend this, I’ve freedomized it so the drivers are on the right:

I’ve seen

• Turning left without going around the center

• Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and

• My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance

I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed go have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

Idiots.

Whence the name Fediverse

Oops. :)

I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

Sounds like you followed.

Now that I’m moving goalposts, why not use .home.arpa subdomains?

But home.arpa’s top-level domain is .arpa?

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