You’re not my dad

It’s a 7

32, American, never seen a red pistachio

And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.

Don’t waste ice cream coloring in cats

Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

He was American! He was good at math! :p

Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite

Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things

Is Mexico in the room with you?

My first thought. Is this boys halfway house?

Well, hopefully we’ll get a shrike and it’ll put all the billionaires in the tree of pain.

Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes

Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you have a deal.

Χ-τιπς (q-tips, op doesn’t know what sounds Greek letters do, also xi is the one that I’m going to use as the approximation of q)