Alligator on a kiddie raper.

It’s taken 70 years, but the US has finally defeated Vietnam.

I would love to replace work van with an electric one, but so far it’s not possible for one main reason (other than cost)…I often tow quite heavy trailers and my diesel can tow 2500kg, but every electric van I’ve looked at can only tow 750kg. Maybe it’s something to do with that?

It could be argued that anyone who was not in a horrific air crash is luckier.

Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

This wasn’t police, it was council enforcement officers. People too stupid to get into the police.

Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

Was fucking kids part of his cover too?

OK, Donald J. Trump. He was a democrat at the height of his Kiddy-Diddling-with-Jeff phase.

To be fair, he’s done a lot for the UK’s republican movement.

It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

They clearly state they don’t use child labour, because the little cunts are too inefficient apparently. (Multiple reports show that children are specifically used in Chinese factories, including assembly lines for Apple and Samsung, because their small hand are better at assembling components.)

Half the comments on Lemmy are people fact checking one another.

Hard to tell without trimming the bush.

You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say “can’t”.