That’s not very sus? Well I disagree, and BTW I saw you in the engine room, what were you doing? Maybe you’re the one with impostor syndrome

Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

Do you know a good package to decompress and read jpgs that could compile overnight (incl. dependencies ofc)? Can’t seem to open your image properly

I am not being political when I talk about this. Next: I receive Catdolf Hitler himself.

3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”

Nice reference.

I genuinely opened a bottle of Champagne when Jean-Marie le Pen (far right leader in France) finally kicked the bucket. Did the embrace, the gathering and the post-grief (lol) shots. I’ll celebrate every year.

What is your gun for? Shoot the girl already, she’s clearly up to various mischievous shenanigans

Yeah, chonk. That’s what I said

Humanologist here. This is actually a common confusion, you also have to take into account the colour of the hair on their head to differentiate them. To help, you can recite:

black on white, go and bite

yellow on white, go and bite

black on black, bite and whack

Mmmh now that I think of it, the identification stage might not be that useful

Temu 9/11 smh

What next, failed invasion of Malawi in retaliation?

Plot twist: the person talking in the first panel is the Linux booth owner

The Donald Trump and Four Seasons Total Landscaping

I understand that joking is the only thing we believe we have left, when we face so much cruelty. I don’t blame you, I feel powerless to change anything and I often use the same defense mechanism. It feels good, it lets me feel I still have the ethical and intellectual superiority.

But I tend to think that this kind of news should be treated with more gravitas, due to the respect we should have for an absolutely innocent victim and their family, who must know one of the worst trauma that can be inflicted to a person.

I wish we could turn that into a more constructive anger.

I supremely hate harm made to children, it makes me despair of humanity. I hate the people who did this and I hope this nightmare will end soon. I hope the little things we do daily will help improve the situation, though I’m not naive. What a shit world.

Something good happens to me -> wait a minute, this is a trap!

Something bad happens to me -> all according to plan

Words to live by.

Kabbalism is high-brow shitposting

Somewhere in New York there’s a rabbi on a skateboard reading this post and thinking ‘Sick. Another argument in my theory of the interpretation of the Genesis as a kick flip from G_d. Rabbi S. will be mad’

User drolex started to read tal’s comment on lemmy and responded with

lmao tl;dr

which shows that the range of cerebral capacities of users on the platform is extremely diverse

I’ve been living in 5 different countries and I still have to find one place where doing your taxes is not an absolute nightmare.

They all have been slightly different nightmares, I will concede that point.

I thought it was “let’s invade Europe with our glorious hordes! Our empire will stretch from the steppes to the ocean!” but my Hungarian is a bit rusty

You’re being hysterical, dear. Maybe it’s that time of the month? I recommend Epsom salts and bromide. Sorry, I’ll explain again to the head of the house.