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even the websites for local health systems have been going down. At this point if we have an event like Y2K was supposed to be, we are so fucked lol

This isnt entirely true. In the fundie circles i grew up in, it was heavily encouraged to ready the bible cover to cover as many times as possible, on top of that required to memorize entire chapters. They know whats in there and they dont care. Thats even scarier imo.

If you cant afford to miss a paycheck, youre already a slave

Ding ding ding!

Not only do i work in a district that uses metal detectors, but employs security guards to keep the kids in line. Even down to elementary level.

I fervently agree with your hypothesis, but i dont think you know what it is like inside public schools these days. “Shut up bitch” is the likely response to enforcing that lol

Dont worry, they will find a sexy motherfucker carrying a backpack full of evidence tying them to the crime while theyre in a In N Out drive thru.

I would like to see an edit with the mario bros death jingle played right after the shot

Yeah i guess they didnt asked to be spewed from his tiny rancid worm

Niagara is my favorite by far, i have been paying for pro for years

I tried pointing that out to my dad and he screamed “THATS BLASPHEMY” and turned purple.

Yeah it convinced me to buya honda ruckus actually. The gas money i save almost fully covers the payments.

I have a 2014 chevy cruze and i may as well have a subscription by the amount of repairs it needs to stay on the road

Jokes on them, theres nobody in my family i would bail out anyway lol let em figuure it out

Cancelled mine after they price hiked a dollar for the third time in like a year lol

My driving test consisted of making four right turns, then parking and verbalising how i would park on a hill.

No parallel parking, no back-in parking or even 3 point turn. I was never even taught to parallel park, but i saw the episode where kris kardashian taught one of her kids and it just clicked lucky for me lolol

Dont judge, the early seaons are great for cringe watching :p

LOL this is the first time i’ve seen this method written out. I thought that was just me

I love my charcoal grill

This should be the default.

Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i’ve had a padlock on it ever since.