“Pug Party” has never been more relevant.

Kraken or Cthulu?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Colt 45, 2 zig zags…

I haven’t been paying attention but this really happened again?

Didn’t someone in the USA just get sentenced for this?

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!

I take it you haven’t had the opportunity to meet anyone that grew up on the southern USA.

“Get” would be absolutely be colloquial for what you said.

There is also the HTML5 variant!

Electroboom!

He’s an electrical engineer and makes videos on YouTube (and if you were worried, knows how to get shocked and not get killed).

Gore-laamee

Here’s what it looks like in real life!

Lady: “[What’s the difference] Between me and a mosquito?”

Man: “I don’t know, what’s the difference between you and a mosquito?”

Lady: “When you smack me, I don’t stop sucking.”

For those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

There are a few niche communities I also keep up with since they didn’t really express the desire to move elsewhere.

I’ve been viewing them with old.reddit.com without logging in.

I’m pretty dense, so could someone please explain this one to me?

It’s lit, fam.

The struggle is real

Well, there’s always a small chance they don’t though…

Chonky with a chance of legs falling asleep.

Everyone that has answered phones for a living can channel this voice.

Isn’t this why they were in Antarctica during one of the movies?

To avoid the implication?

/full disclosure, I’ve never seen any of the movies, just trailers.