I’ll take it! Being the motor behind McDonaldisation I do think the US has a habit of creating cheap, unhealthy versions of many culinary dishes and exporting the formula worldwide.
Of course it’s a bit of a generalisation to say all Americans are like toddlers, I still think as a country they deserve me imagining them as such.
I printed this out but it is still not funny on paper
My 4 year old nephews always asks to get the “green stuff” removed from their pizza’s because it looks like vegetables. I imagine Americans the same way.
Edit: seeing the downvotes, I’ll double down with some examples to illustrate my point. Adapting dishes to the American public generally just involves removing vegetables and making it less healthy generally by adding more sauce, sugar, fat and/or salt.
Chinese food -> More sauce and remove the vegetables
Gyros -> remove the fresh vegetables
Burritos -> overload with just meat, cheese, sour cream, remove the vegetables
Tacos -> whatever Taco Bell does, you don’t really want to eat their raw vegetables anyway
Crepes -> remove the fruits, just do nutella and sugar
Pasta/Macaroni dishes -> just cheese (Mac n cheese)
Curry dishes -> just the meats and rice please, remove the vegetables
I read this in Krusty’s voice
The only way this makes sense is if you think about the lack of autumn leaves nowadays because the leaves fall off because of draught before they can naturally do their autumn thing (as is now the case in Europe). A stable climate is worth money (gold).
Ah I get what you mean now, I kept thinking which animals do not have eggs but do get twins…
Eggs “(in mammals)” as opposed to what other thing in other animal groups?
Escape Room Simulator…
I’d be stuck in escape rooms forever
Every breath you take is full of mushroom sex spores anyway
Eating seeds as a pastime activity…
I only agree with this line of reasoning because you would have to conclude that there is nothing quintessentially US American with everything coming either from Native American culture (which they reject) or immigrant culture.
The song can’t logically be the cause though… If the song was the cause for him to be like he is, meaning before it he was not as terrible, there would not have been a reason for the song.
He deserved every bit of it.
Maybe the situation isn’t as bad outside the US. I apologize, now go cum in your bosses coffee or something if that’s the solution to your problems
O yes, makes sense to assume this guy was in the right based on your personal experience. All bosses pretty much have it coming.
At what point were you still cheering for this guy exactly?
So, not a shitpost. Or is it?
Sounds like you’re a pear who grew up on an apple tree. You’re wondering why you fell so far off, while pears are so much sweeter than apples.
This post is also Shaneful isn’t it?
Is the guy Australian or Scottish?