trump would have handily won 2020 if his catastrophic and completely expected bungled response to covid weren’t fresh on everyone’s minds. as it was, he barely lost that one too

after 2024 every article could spit out “trump down by 3786728764 points” and i’m not assuming shit until the wednesday after. maybe not even then, since his favorite hobby after shitting his pants is trying to overturn elections

for myself and a lot of former smokers i’ve talked to, no matter how much time has passed nor how bad you think it smells now, there’s STILL a non-zero part of you that thinks “omfg that smells delicious”

lol every element of this meme depends on racist racism

but that’s ok. calling it “hint of race” makes it ok-usa

lol

fuck USA

fucking shithole country

are we really going to listen to what russian times says about ukraine? LOL

there were frequent bomb threats at my high school in the 90s, everyone called it bombstock because everyone was shuffled outside and people started playing guitars and moshing

didn’t the other como brother turn out to be a shitheel too? or is this just actual politicians

what’s even more fucked up than being a crack-smoking pedophile is voting for a crack-smoking pedophile just to own the libs

i love having leftover spaghetti. keep the pasta separate from sauce, put it in a tupperware, add some olive oil, shake to coat, and the pasta stays soft and not sticky. i’ve heard that you shouldn’t do the olive oil thing but i don’t care

i didn’t start with the first one, and apparently RDR2 is a prequel to the first game anyway, so it’s fine. i’ve never played on a deck, but i’ve read that it runs fine

i honestly don’t remember if the punch build pops heads that way. i just know how satisfying it is to lay waste to a group of mobs with gorilla arms. next time i play it i’ll go blunt weapon build and see what’s what

one of the few games i bought on release day. it had some rough spots, but projekt really stepped up to fix them. great game. punch build FTW btw

good pick! “western” has never been my thing in any format–books, movies, games, etc, but this one was a masterpiece, one of the few i played all the way through to the end and still go back and do fresh playthroughs

rich corrupt fascligarchs couldn’t care less about your kids’ education, let alone "too much screen time. they need manual laborers from the peasant class, they don’t need a generation of educated adults who have the capacity to form their own opinions regardless of what they’re told to believe

so the answer is simple: label access to information as evil, and then eliminate said access

who would have ever guessed that president grab’em by the pussy rapes underaged girls…

MFW having to use windows after switching to linux a year ago

https://youtu.be/rk8OZeZavQ0

that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse

dude, reading the plot doesn’t convey the depression this movie gives rise to.

Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

no. “stop the movie before” nothing.

don’t start the movie

lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link

the futurama take on that one wrecks me too